Bernie Anderson
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Call a Plumber (Unless You Need A Writer)

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Six hours.

One trip to Lowe’s. Two trips to Home Depot.

My toilet still leaks.

I am not a plumber. Not only am I not a plumber, but I hate plumbing. I don’t like it. I’m not good at it. I have no desire to do plumbing. I avoid it until the last possible minute.

Even my daughter has said that I should have called a plumber to begin with.Because - I'm not a plumber.

There is no amount of money I could be paid to become a plumber. I despise it that much. Today is one more evidence that this is not my calling.

If you ever need a plumber don’t call me. Call a licensed, insured plumber.

But if you need someone to write copy for your website, or develop marketing messaging for your business, give me a call. I am happy to help.

If you need someone to fix your toilet, mine is in definitely out of order for now. You don’t have enough money to pay me to fix yours.

Stay in your lane.

Writers shouldn't try to fix toilets.